3 برداشت (on-the-fly version)
برداشت اول:
معلم دینی می گفت: “خدا و انسان موجود حقیقی اند، اما خودکار موجود غیر حقیقی..”
چه جالب! ما تقریبا حقایق رو با موجود غیر حقیقی می نویسیم! (1)
برداشت دوم:
دیدی بعضیا با شنیدن هر جوکی خودشونو خفه می کنند؟! به نظر میاد احساس همدردی با نقش اول جوک می کنند و به خودشون می خندند.. (2) (3)
برداشت سوم:
ما آدما هر چیزی رو که نیاز نداشته باشیم، زود فراموش می کنیم! اما چه نیازی به خاطراتی هست که فقط ملال آورن؟! (4)
پ ن:
1- حقیقی بودن و نبودن یک چیز، از خصلت های آن است.. “حقیقی” یک اصلاح فنی است که من در اینجا سو استفاده کردم ازش در معنای دیگه!
2- من ترک نیستم.. حساب آذری ها هم جداست.
3- نقش مکمل زن معمولا خنده ساز نیست، راستی چرا وقتی می گن “یه روز یه ترکه..” همه یه آدم مذکر تو ذهنشون تصور می کنند؟
4- اگه بگی عبرت و تجربه می شن دروغ گفتی!
پیوست:
ورود نویسنده های جدید رو تبریک می گم..
برداشت سوم رو با مني آقا سعيد؟!
(آقا، تو سعيد ص هستي يا سعيد ز(آيا؟!))
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پاسخ:
نه! کلی بود..
مهمه؟! به نظرت کدوم باید باشم؟ 🙂
vala ma bahs karDm nafahmiDm! begu Bzahmat!
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پاسخ:
با بحث اون یکی سعیدم نمی تونستید بفهمید کدومه..
«ز»!
سعید جان چی شده این ورا هم سر میزنی ؟ من تابستون خواهش التماس میکردم سالی یک بار نمی اومدی! البته خوش اومدی ها !
در ضمن اسم کامل بنویس ! ایهام نساز ! (ایهامه یا جناس؟)
جریان این آذری بودن چیه ؟
بحث یه روز یه ترکه هم توی فروم هست ! جهت اطلاعات بیشتر به همسایه گروه نوشت مراجعه کنید.
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پاسخ:
چشم! آخه میترسم شناسایی شم.. آخرین دفعه لو رفته بودم تو مدرسه:دی معاون امور مالی مچمو گرفته بود:دی چشم..
khob man toro kamtar mishnasam ta saeed saber (in bud esmesh?) ama bazam mifahmam taghir kardi!
be har hal az bala dastur dadan man khafe sham 😀
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پاسخ:
حدست درسته…
به بالا بگو ما چاکریم! هر چند گفتن خفه شو رو تایید نمی کنم! بالا؟ یعنی کجا؟ کی؟؟
bala ejaze miD begam ki hasT?
na agha Saeed man nMigam bezR khodesh khas miad mige kie 😀
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پاسخ:
بالا! کی هستی؟! بگو! دارم از کنجکاوی میمیرم!!
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